Thursday, January 22, 2009

Everyday is a lovely day for a Guinness


“I can’t have a Guinness because I am on a diet.” “How can you drink that? It’s so filling!” “I just ate, there is no way I can drink one of those right now.” Have you ever heard anyone say such blasphemy? Perhaps you have even said it yourself. Well, let me shed some of knowledge upon you.

To begin, I absolutely love Guinness. Let’s put it this way, I would bathe in it if I had the choice. It has everything you are looking for in a dark stout. It has a creamy roasted taste, a deep blended scent similar to rich mahogany and an aura of a Greek God. I like Guinness from the tap, bottle, can or even in cooked in my food.

Now that I have shared my obsession with Guinness, let’s look at some reasons why Guinness is an essential part of a healthy lifestyle. It has been proven that 1-3 beers per day is good for your mind, body and heart. I’m not going to get into the specifics of this, but if you would like to see it then check out this site

Guinness draught has 125 calories and around 10 grams of carbs. This is actually fairly competitive health wise as bud light. Bud light has around 100 calories and a little over 6.5 carbs. So doing the math leaves us with Guinness adding on 25 more calories and an extra 3.5 carbs. You can burn that off by walking to the bathroom and taking a leak. Rather than drinking a watered down “light” beer, PLEASE do yourself a favor and pound a Guinness.


Peace Out and Stay Classy

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Classy Natural Light


I know a lot of people down natural light, but I'm going to go another route and praise it for its many great qualities. Let’s take a look at five pros of drinking a cold, crisp and refreshing natural light.

1. Natural light is by far the cheapest beer served on the domestic market today.
2. It is readily available at all gas stations, groceries stores, and bars.
3. This is for all my fellow college students: think about all the times you go out and its free beer after cover, guess what you’re drinking...of course its natural light. Maybe you met some hot girl or got into a badass bar fight. Guess how you did it? All that free natural light of course!
4. If you drink natural light out in public, it shows you are a confident person and don't care if people think your trashy and cheap.
5. If you enjoy sport and you are any sort of a man, then you enjoy a great intense game of beer pong. I would have to say 95% of the beer pong I’ve been involved in (way too much) have all been played with natural light.

Basically, natural light creates many memories that will last you a lifetime. When you’re young, you’re going to try and buy inexpensive beer and have a great time. Natural light has created some of my best moments in life and I shall forever profess my dying love for it. I passed the test and I am natural light connoisseur. I suggest you do the same